December 2011
cashier: have a happy holiday
me: dont tell me what to do
friend: i got an A on my calculus test
friend: i got a hot boyfriend
friend: i had so much fun partying this weekend
me: one time i got four notes on a text post i made
youleahatsix:
‘new year new me’
i mean ye it’s a new year but you’re still yourself you haven’t had a sex change or changed your name or turned into an apple so